I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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