Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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