I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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