This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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