When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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