This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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