I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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