We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Operation Purity has been aborted
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I need to sanitize my soul.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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