why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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