The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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