I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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