i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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