he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm really busy with my period
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