I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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