And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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