do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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