stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm getting married
To pizza
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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