THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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