There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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