Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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