Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Is Oprah even human
You've changed since you got that strap on
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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