what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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