I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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