quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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