i can't believe i had my finger in that
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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