Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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