East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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