i don't like sucking hair
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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