when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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