Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Houston, we have a squirter
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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