The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize