Sry I called you an 8
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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