definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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