Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My dad just said "fuck circus"
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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