well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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