Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
