id be glad to
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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