escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
This is my gift to your gina
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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