just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize