YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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