...so i touched it.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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