I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
BRING THE BAGELS
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Randomize
