Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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