How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
