i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
whose ass print is on the piano?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm having to shit out rocks
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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