i can't believe i had my finger in that
birth control should be required to get into college
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
