Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
