Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she woke up with a sticky ear
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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