I need help removing her.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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