can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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