He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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